99. I have a favorite commercial.
I know, I know. I’m weird. But it’s that am/pm commercial from the late 90s/early 00s where there’s a guy in workout clothes sitting on a curb stuffing his face. I think his name is Tom. His girlfriend/wife comes by and she’s like “I thought you were going for a jog.” And he looks at her and goes “I GOT HOT!” And she’s like “after three blocks?”